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I read about the Japanese dude who rents himself out to do nothing, and I kind of want the gig here in Jacksonville. I'd hea...

I recently met an educated Jax native who has traveled the world and lived in many locations who told he that he saw his hometow...

I didn't invent the solar pond. However, I had an impression that sunlight on a pond might create energy somehow. I was righ...

Another year, another child having to enroll in DCPS from a private school. The website and process is so bad that it's laug...

I've met several Bears fans since I've moved to Jacksonville, and I've asked them if they have a bar to call home on...

I've lived in three major cities, always near interstates and bypasses. Milwaukee's I-94, Kansas City's I-35, and Ja...

I understand the need to be ultra cool, as well as the desire to protect the interior and exterior of your vehicle. However, the...

I know folks in Jacksonville like to shorten long names of roads and bridges. For example, the James Turner Butler highway is th...

I had high hopes as I entered River Town in St. Johns County, thinking possibly, maybe this was the one. The one master planned community in...

In my hometown, just before Game 6 of the NBA Finals, a 'Go Suns" billboard appeared. That's like the Buffalo Bills...

As someone who has not used the local public schools (for my kids) in the past, I didn't have much of an opinion about them....

I recently spoke with a former mayor of Atlantic Beach who told me that Secret Beach IS for me. And you. And all taxpayers. But ...

I read that a Delta airlines plane coming into Jacksonville was diverted to a separate runway and then thoroughly searched for a...

I wrote about trying to find new insurance last year when I was dropped. This year, my new insurance guy (who I'd recommend over my last...

I received an email from a reader who had a question about bow shooting in Jacksonville. The reader had probably done research online before...

Full disclosure: I would rather live next to homeowner's than rental tenants. That's partially why I am writing this article, but it...

As our kids prepare for high school, it's time to consider which sports they might play. Florida has different sports seasons than some ...

Remember to support local businesses, not that anyone hires a national chain to cut down trees, but you get the point. This week's ad se...

I was reading that parts of South Florida are getting excited about Elon Musk's Boring Company and its promises of being able to build c...

I know you're not looking for a job until all your unemployment runs out, but just in case you want a gig once that happens,...

A quarter-century ago, I was ranked 2nd in my class and 95th percentile in the ACT, so I earned Wisconsin's version of Florida's Bri...

I was recently deemed eligible For a Covid-19 vaccine. Gateway Mall was a good site when my wife went, but I decided I'd save some time ...

I know some folks from Holly Oaks contacted me about the noise from JAXEX Craig Airport a while back they had video of planes continuously c...

First off, support local businesses, whether they use kids, animals, or inanimate objects in advertising.  Let's take a look at some of ...

Remember to support local businesses. Now to the ad. Pro Glass is advertising frameless shower doors, but the door itself, along...

I've been asked by a reader to add some photos of my X. I don't think she'd mind.  I've seen a few people snap photos of her...

I first heard of Section 8 housing when I saw a news story about St. Johns County. That story said St. Johns had some kind of law against S...

First and foremost, support local businesses. Now, let's look at the ad.  At first glance, this week's ad might seem like standard s...

At some point, most of us who live in Jacksonville learn about the fire of 1901 that destroyed most of the city. That's why I was surpri...

What are polar blue skies?  I saw the term used on the First Coast News Weather Channel. When I asked Google, she said she didn...

Local ads can be fun because they are not always as polished as national ad campaigns. This is the first in a series that will t...

Evan Clagnaz is a lot like me. He's from Wisconsin. He wants a Culver's in the Arlington area of Jacksonville. He trusts other peopl...

I wish this article was about the best gyros in Jacksonville. My family loves us some gyros, having learned about the awesomeness from Milwa...

Let's say you have an idea to build a website, or maybe you want to build a website farm in order to funnel people to your pyramid or po...

Here's the start of a post from NextDoor that was a little frightening:  I just had a man attempt to run me over

I was working on adding some functionality to a church website I built when I looked into the company that sent the code I was u...