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[UPDATE] I did get a No U-Turn sign put in along Kernan, though a better solution might exist. Basically, even if you know peopl...

I'm normally not all that rude to old ladies who expect me to hold the door. In fact, I generally do hold doors for them, particularly i...

I got a news feed article about Doors Open Milwaukee. 120 historic buildings and museums opened their doors (at least to some ex...

I do a lot of driving at night, so I'm kind of an authority as to the lackluster vehicular lighting on Jacksonville roads. Whether other...

I recently asked a local woman about dating after divorce, since both my wife and I agree it would be quite difficult (not that ...

I don't really want to help any criminals out of trouble, but I also don't want to see the rights of my fellow citizens ...

My daughter was telling me about a driving game she played with someone who was originally from Missouri (where driving games are probably s...

When I read the words our mayor tweeted to a local lawyer, I wasn't sure what it meant. Sure, the mayor was upset because th...

My family likes us some gyros, sometimes. In the case of Haretnas, however, we won't be returning. We got a Restaurant.com d...

I was a teacher in Wisconsin when the state, under Scott Walker, took on the teachers unions. The unions lost, and I was eventua...

In the five years I've been in East Arlington and I've personally seen one accident, heard about another, and seen/heard...

Back in 2017, we had an offer in on a house in Sutton Lakes (near Atlantic and Kernan). We lost our on the short sale to who tur...

When I was taking urban planning classes in college, I learned some "truths" about cities, according to my professors....

What does a senator look like? That's the question every student who attends Duncan U Fletcher must ask at some point. A sen...

There's another $1 billion+ lottery jackpot, but I won't be playing. Just winning. Even though I just read some bleeding...

I was trying to use my stylus to write the title of this article about notebooks, but my phone thought I wanted to write about ...

I get this Florida sheriff in my news feed who likes to tell the stories about the stupidity of his constituents. Criminals who get caught b...

Dear NewJaxWitty, I recently went to a work conference where there was a lot of partying. Attendees of the conference included my former bos...

I got some sage advice from a guy who started talking to me at the Avenues Mall Food Court while I waited for my daughter to han...

My church challenged me to "go," and this is the format I prefer over going door-to-door. In general, Lutherans don...

While waiting for my own kids in the high school pick-up line, I've seen one student a couple of times. I notice the kid bec...

You can blame the pandemic or the recession or the great resignation, but my latest experience dealing with AAA in Jacksonville ...

The Queen of Great Britain recently died. I know because my daughter told me. And it was in my wife's news feed. And our gov...

I created this list of colleges and universities in Florida when I learned about Bright Futures and was trying to see if my kids...