Friday, February 26
Section 8 Housing In Jax and St. Johns
I first heard of Section 8 housing when I saw a news story about St. Johns County. That story said St. Johns had some kind of law against Section 8 housing, which resulted in fewer options to house the homeless contingent in St. Augustine. I never looked up Section 8 at the time, though I did wonder how St. Johns could ban Section 8 while Duval can't. I'm still not all that sure about how or why, but I do know most of us don't want Section 8 in our back yards. In fact, I just discussed something similar to Section 8 with my kids, as we drove past the Dunes Apartments next to Ed Austin Park. I said the apartments looked so bad that it might make sense to pull them down and build some smaller single-family homes, which might result in some of the people who no one really wants hanging out in a park being forced to move away. But then one of my kids asked me where they'd go, and that's what makes it complicated. I'd like to say, "St. Johns County," but I can't. And so that means that those of us in Duval who live too close to Section 8 housing will eventually move to where that type of housing can't exist.
Wednesday, October 28
Another Case Against Pitbulls
I'm sure some people in Jacksonville have already written me off as that guy who hates pitbulls for no reason. Even my own kids weren't really believers because "So-and-so has a nice Pitbull" or "Their dog is only part pit bull." But when one of these monsters comes charging out of a house in your own neighborhood and attacks your leashed dog on the sidewalk, that's when even the kids believe what I've been telling them.
Wednesday, September 30
Jacksonville High School Search - An Annotated List of Options for East Arlington Families
Let's say you've got kids, and like most parents, you want the best for them. Choosing the right high school for your kids can be complicated, especially if you haven't had to make similar choices in the past. I've decided to detail my search for the right high school in this article in the hopes that I can reference it as the time nears for enrolling my eldest child in high school, but my research might be able to help you, too.
There are all kinds of "objective" ratings out there. Some of them rate local public schools only, while others will also rate the private schools. In the end, all of these ratings are subjective to me, so I'd rather talk to real people who have either recently graduated or sent their kids to these schools. From interviews and our own opinions, we'll develop a personal rating system. Of course, it's our rating system for our family, so consider it subjective, but it might apply to you depending on your point of view. If you read all of this article, you'll know if we are like-minded.
Location
We live in East Arlington, about 15 minutes from the closest high school. There is no clear winner when it comes to location, but there are some fairly clear losers if our goal is to keep commutes to 30 minutes or less. Our neighborhood school would be Sandalwood, but the absolute closest high school to us is Providence. Being that we are in a residential area, plenty of people are in the same boat as us--those who live between St. Johns Bluff to the west and Girvin to the east and north of Atlantic. It's about 20 square miles with no actual high school, public or private. Compare that to the same basic square miles that includes Bolles, Bishop Kenney, Episcopal, University Christian, River City Science, Wolfson, Englewood, and Sandalwood. I guess we've got all the car dealerships over here, and they've got all the high schools over there. People who live in the older part of Arlington are basically in the same boat as us, since the only high school over there is Terry Parker, and the only thing I've ever heard about Terry Parker is, "You don't want to go to Terry Parker." And, really, we don't have much in terms of high schools all the way down to the JTB. Really, there are a lot of homes between the 295 and the Intracoastal / the river down to JTB. Besides trying to get a high school built at Kernan and McCormick, most of us residents have to resign ourselves to driving or the bus.
Current middle school (Grace Lutheran) - 4 minutes
Harvest - 9-14 minutes
Seacoast - 10-18 minutes
Providence - 12-20 minutes
Sandalwood - 12-22 minutes
Fletcher High - 14-22 minutes
Beaches Chapel - 14-22 minutes
River City Science - 16-26 minutes
University Christian - 18-30 minutes
Atlantic Coast - 18-30 minutes
Bishop Kenny - 18-35 minutes
Stanton College Preparatory School - 20-30 minutes
Kids' Preference
Kids like to go where their friends go. I totally get that, and our kids would have ready-made friends at BK, UC, Sandalwood, Beaches Chapel, and maybe Atlantic Coast. They would at least know someone at Providence and Harvest, as well. Both kids would like to have a high school experience in a medium-sized school that is safe and offers lots of opportunities.
Parents' Preference
Just like you, I think my kids are special. They both consistently test in 90+ percentile in math and English. One loves sports, and the other loves performing. They both really enjoy school and learning, even if it's from a stupid TikTok video. They are not socially inadequate, and they make friends easily. However, they have not had to deal with too many bad influences. I attended public schools in Milwaukee, including a high school with high poverty and low graduation rate / expectations. My wife attended an elite private school. Neither of us see "diversity" as a real factor in ranking a school, though we are also not against it. I don't want my kids saddled with endless homework or oppressive expectations, but I also don't want them to cruise through high school and then fall flat in college. We don't want to send the kids on a 15 minute bus ride to a loading station for another 20 minute bus ride. And both of us are a little wary of college while in high school, even if it means fewer years of college and less money spent. I really don't care about AP or other more advanced classes and tests, but I also know that these classes have become what used to be simply the honors or advanced classes. Going into this process, I had been predisposed to choose Providence because it would be giving my kids an opportunity to hobnob in a way I never could. My wife, who did get that opportunity, seemed to favor Sandalwood before we began talking to people, so go figure. And one last thing is that both our children will be attending the same school. I know one likes performing and might benefit from an arts school, but we're not those parents who are going to run ourselves ragged because the kids want to be at different locations. That said, we need to find one school that works well for both kids.
History
Our kids attended the best public elementary school in Milwaukee. You can debate all you want about neighborhood versus magnet schools, but if you live in a city with magnet schools, you better use them. After getting an education in both English and German in MKE, we moved to Kansas for one year, where the kids continued to do well in a Lutheran school. However, we decided to move one more time to Jacksonville, even though we realized that the Shawnee Mission high schools in Johnson County, Kansas, were all solid choices compared to what I'd read about Jax high schools. But here we are, with kids who have been in both public and private schools, trying to figure out how to move forward. As parents, we are not averse to public schools or private schools. Both my wife and I have worked as public school teachers, and we believe in the mission of public education, though we will not force a public education on our kids if we deem the local options inadequate. I think a lot of JAX parents in our part of town have done just that, which also helps to deplete the public schools even more.
St. Johns County
I have spoken to some people who moved to St. Johns County for high school. I know it happens a lot, and I can see the appeal of sending your kids to one of the best public school districts in the state instead of spending $10,000+ per kid per year for a Duval private school or taking your chances with DCPS. The parents who stick around in my neighborhood seem to prefer Providence or Stanton, based on recent yard signs. Even if we decided to stay here and drive the kids each day, St. Johns County is not allowing open enrollment in any of its high schools. Therefore, we don't have to consider the 28-45 minute trek to Creekside. Also, like a lot of people, we enjoy living in Jacksonville, so it's sad we all have to consider moving 30 minutes south just to get a decent school. Also also, I can't believe that it's legal for St. Johns County to get away with no Section 8 housing, no open enrollment in middle or high school, and probably a dozen other policy decisions that insulate it from reality.
The Schools
Here's an annotated list of the potential schools based on our location. At the end of each opinion will be a personal rating phrase rather than an actual number.
Harvest Community School
100+ students in HS
I don't even know what to say about that. The website also has some weird "Dating vs Courting" advice on the main high school experience page. And it claims all block-scheduled classes are taught at the "honors" level. However, under "What are Teacher Qualifications," here's what the website claims:an opportunity to apprentice, intern, service projects and extra curricular activities.
In the real world, being a "mature Christian" isn't really a job qualification, which seems to imply Harvest isn't exactly operating in the real world. I suppose that's fine for mature Christian business owners who want their kids to take over the family business after high school, but my family business isn't a huge money maker, so my kids probably need to learn from teachers who are ALL certified or mastered (not sure what mastered is) in teaching.All high school teachers are mature Christians whose first priority is to disciple the students, offering Biblical world view in all classes. The high school team instructs classes within their field, and most are certified or mastered in their subject.
We actually know someone who sends their kids to Harvest. I believe there was a lot of homeschooling going on in the family before the school, so it's probably a good fit, as the school uses Fridays for families. I think Covid Times made most of us realize that homeschooling is only for some parents, and I'm not really one of them myself, which would mean Friday Funday with Dad instead of whatever mature Christians do on Fridays.
Harvest DOES have a good location for us and the freedom to allow us to take long weekends, so I have to give it at least some love that way. I just don't think it's really a high school (and I'm not sure it claims to be). The website lists all the colleges students have somehow managed to gain admission to, so I guess the kids do find a way to prove themselves.
Rating: Not for us, mainly because we want our kids to graduate from a real high school and attend a real college.
Seacoast Christian Academy
Under 100 students in HS
This is a fairly vague representation, probably because these classes vary based on students and faculty at any given time. I understand that some local private schools are going to be small, but I'm also not sure I want my kids to have a grab bag of advanced options, and I'm also not clear on how Seacoast chooses its teachers:Our curriculum includes college placement, honors and AP courses as well as a leadership program to help mold the spiritual formation of these young men and women of God.
Our teachers meet or exceed the academic and personal qualifications for certification with ACSI. They are committed to providing the best educational environment in order to effectively prepare our students to impact their culture for Christ.
So, ACSI certifies high school teachers who have at least a bachelor's degree with a renewable General Studies designation, but it seems to encourage people to eventually get 20 credit hours from a college. I know from teaching in Duval that a lot of teachers there are also learning to teach as they teach with semi-related degrees, so I'm not going to bash Seacoast or ACSI too much here. However, I also do not know the percentage of teachers who are fully ACSI certified in their fields of study, or whether any current teachers are allowed to teach AP Calculus or "college placement" science courses. Please feel free to ask Seacoast about teacher qualifications, since I can't find much else on the website. I also want my kids to be prepared for college and life beyond just impacting their culture for Christ.
Seacoast's location isn't super-awesome in my book, but it's fairly close to us.
Rating: Even if I would get a job teaching here (as a real English teacher), I'm not sure about this school. It seems to lean towards reality more than Harvest, but I still feel it might be an alternate reality that won't be fit my kids in college.
Providence School of Jacksonville
400-500 est. HS / 1200-1500 students (k-12)
I've met a few Providence graduates, and they seem like good kids. I am sure the education is decent, and it's a real school. Providence is the obvious result of mediocre public schools in an expanding part of Jacksonville that includes 100s (maybe 1000s) of $1 million homes. People have found land to develop near the Intracoastal down to JTB, and they are going to need a school for the kids, so Providence is the de facto private school for anyone east of St. John's Bluff in Jacksonville, especially if the parents don't have ties to one of the older private schools.
In Upper School, our rigorous curriculum challenges students to integrate critical thinking skills as they learn to search for answers beyond conventional wisdom.
In trying to sell the school to my kids (and myself), I said things like, "It's good to get to know the kids whose parents have money." Or, "My friends from high school couldn't do much to help me when I got laid off." However, the fact of the matter is that our kids would need scholarships to attend Providence (and be seen as scholarship kids), and those other kids (and their parents) probably aren't any more likely to help our kids out someday as my friends were, so the connections might not be worth the investment of $15,000 a year to attend (2020). That said, one job offer IS worth the $60,000 investment, as long as you know you'll get that offer. With two kids, even with a second-child discount, we'd be looking at an investment of $100,000 or thereabouts. I'd probably rather pay off my rental home in Milwaukee than send my kids to Providence, but it's still a consideration because of where we live.
The big question would be whether parents at Providence would accept that our kids are as smart as theirs, or as good at sports, especially if we got a discount and/or scholarship. That said, it would be fun to have some cocktails on someone's yacht during a Trump boat rally on the Intracoastal. Or for the kids to get invited to Switzerland for the summer. I talked to an obviously wealthy (private island) young man who did NOT attend Providence, and he used as his reasoning that he wasn't looking to go pro in sports and thought that the students there never experienced the real world. The problem with that assessment is that the real world can be kind of harsh, so I can see the allure of staying sheltered.
With a strong emphasis on academics blended with sound Christian teaching and a sincere interest in the well-being of children, Parsons Christian Academy focuses on embracing and growing the whole child.
A quality Christian school offers a curriculum that is consistent with the school’s vision, mission, and a Biblical worldview, using instructional strategies that are aligned with the goals and objectives, as taught at each grade and subject level, for student learning, and provided in a comprehensive Academic Manual.
[UPDATE]
We took a family tour of Fletcher, and it was good enough. Smallish gym and cafeteria. Some portables that might disappear with referendum money. But students who were not bouncing off walls, a decent auditorium, and some cool outdoor spaces. Basically, it didn't feel like a prison (memories of my own high school), and the staff didn't seem like prison guards (memories of teaching at other Duval schools). I could imagine Mr. Shoop teaching summer school here, and that's pretty radical.
We offer an advanced academic tract that includes college dual enrollment, fine arts department, international student program and a full athletic program in our new gymnasium and weight room.
This school does not offer anything special. If you want your child to succeed this is not the place. There is no challenge for smart kids.I'm not sure I buy this sentiment, and most of the other negative reviews focused on students not liking the dress code. It seems the school DOES offer something special in science, at least. And kids seem to do well on state tests in English as well as math, so the school is consistently ranked in the top 20% of Florida schools. Another parent used questionable spelling to say these positives:
Very good school. Nice staff. Learning is there number 1 priority.
The goal of the University Christian high school program is to be distinctively Christian in all that we do while providing the highest quality education, activities and experiences possible. University Christian offers two different diploma offerings; College Prep and College Prep Honors (based on credits earned and cumulative GPA).I guess College Prep would be for Florida colleges, while College Prep Honors would be for students who want to attend out-of-state colleges. I guess it's entirely possible that UC administration doesn't realize parents think the school is primarily a sports school. No real mention of AP or other programs, or colleges attended by graduates, or specifics about anything academic. Honestly, if the school had a good reputation as a top tier school academically, it wouldn't matter, but this is as much as I could find:
We utilize a rigorous academic program that includes an excellent, Biblically integrated college preparatory curriculum. Technology significantly enhances our program at all levels, as students utilize iPads as a tool for learning in newly designed state of the art classrooms.
Rating: If UC really is good at academics, then it should be more obvious based on parents and students I've met, as well as evidence from the website. I would need to hear from some of the people with positive academic experiences at UC in order to look into it further.
[Update]
There are two reasons why my kids won't be going to Bishop Kenny, and they are probably a little petty, but it's my right to go there as a parent who has to spend the money. First, I was in a minor accident with a young man who had attended Bishop Kenny and who decided to stiff me on the money he owed. That made the school look bad in my book, since he's the only person I'd met who had gone there. Second, Bishop Kenny charges A LOT more for heathen, non-Catholics (like us) to attend the school. Since only 10% of Jacksonville is Catholic, I'm sure plenty of non-Catholics or recovering Catholics send their kids to this school. I know, they want to convert people, but I can't accept a Pope or praying to Mary, even to save $5,000 off my tuition, so no BK for me.
Guided by the lessons of the Gospel, Bishop Kenny graduates will be persons of integrity capable of making life-decisions and positive contributions to their faith, family, and global communities.
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Sunday, August 16
Cheapest Propane Exchange in Jax
Walmart - $15
Yes, it's the cheapest around. During Covid Times (or on a Saturday afternoon), it's also a lot of work to get your propane this way. I told my family that Walmart probably has some kind of contract to undercut every other seller of propane, which is either good business or bad business, depending on how you look at business. Since my time is worth a couple of dollars and I don't tend to shop at Walmart much, I am willing to pay a little more elsewhere.
Family Dollar - $15-$20
I wrote an article about propane on Satisfamily about the good deal here when the $5 off $25 coupons exist, but then Family Dollar went and added an exception to the coupon because of my article. However, I have seen a $5 off just for propane, so keep an eye out for that one. At least it's fairly easy to get your propane here, more like the gas stations.
I ended up here because Wawa didn't seem to have propane, so I couldn't use my Wawa gift card, and since I couldn't make a u-turn on McCormick to get to Gate, I decided to take a gander at the BP station. I was surprised by the $17 price, since $20 seems to be standard at gas stations. The attendant told me he had the cheapest prices in town, which might be the case when you compare to other gas stations. Fast and easy, like it should be. The store even has two cases of propane, probably because so much of it is sold here. I told the guy I'd be back.
Most other gas stations - $20
I have seen propane as high as $22 at local gas stations, but I think the $19.99 is normally the standard price in Jacksonville for propane exchange. There's no shame in paying the standard price, especially if you don't want to deal with Walmart or don't live near Monument and McCormick.
Walgreens - $22
The Walgreens on Monument and McCormick advertises $20 propane exchange, but when I bought my one and only tank there, I ended up paying $22 plus tax, not $20. For $2, I didn't end up going back up there, and the sign has claimed a lower price for two years, so I'm not the only one who has not complained to management.
For the amount of cooking you'll get out of your propane, it's probably worth the $15-$22 you'll spend on fuel. It might not be a good deal to heat your house in the winter or to run your dual-fuel generator after a hurricane, but it's not bad for outdoor cooking. If you live in East Arlington, try the BP station on Monument. If you know of a low price in another area of town, let me know, and I'll add it to the list.
BJs
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