Full disclosure: I would rather live next to homeowner's than rental tenants. That's partially why I am writing this article, but it's also sound financial advice for landlords right now. Sell, sell, sell!
Monday, May 10
Dear Jacksonville Landlords: Sell NOW!
Full disclosure: I would rather live next to homeowner's than rental tenants. That's partially why I am writing this article, but it's also sound financial advice for landlords right now. Sell, sell, sell!
Saturday, May 8
Florida Sports Seasons
As our kids prepare for high school, it's time to consider which sports they might play. Florida has different sports seasons than some other states, including Wisconsin (where I played), so it's important to know which sports are available here for the kids. The offi official Florida site makes you click twice for the following list:
Monday, April 26
Jax Local Ad of the Week: Jamie's Tree Service
Remember to support local businesses, not that anyone hires a national chain to cut down trees, but you get the point.
Friday, April 23
Where Should Our Tunnels Go, Jacksonville? Part 1 - St. Johns Town Center
I was reading that parts of South Florida are getting excited about Elon Musk's Boring Company and its promises of being able to build cheap tunnels. While I'm not sure I totally buy into the dream, I also wasn't sure about electric cars or sending millionaires to tour outer space, so perhaps Musk will come through and build tunnels on the cheap. Or else he'll promise that and then jack up the prices like the Tesla Roof fiasco. But let's just assume the Boring Company can build cheap tunnels. Where should ours be in Jacksonville?
Another option is to tunnel from the St. Johns Town Center over to the new neighborhood that is stupidly planned to dead end Kernan (south of the JTB) rather than have it go through to (you guessed it) Gate Parkway where it becomes Baymeadows. I'm not lying, Gate Parkway goes East-Westish until it crosses the 295 and then hits Baymeadows which has turned from a solid East-West road into a solid North-South road for no other reason than to make me angry. Anyhow, if Kernan is not linked to Gatemeadows, someone seriously needs to go to jail. And when I say linked, I mean Kernan continues north-south along the edge of all civilization (yes, all the way to Hwy 1) and Gate comes east to meet it, not that Kernan just meanders over to Gate. Does anyone out there understand the purpose of roads?
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Friday, April 16
Should I Drive for Lyft in Jacksonville? Uber?
Thursday, April 15
I Earned Wisconsin's Version of Bright Futures: Here's My View of Florida's System and The Fight to Keep it Bright
Tuesday, April 13
Using Walgreens For Covid Vaccine Semi-Fail
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Monday, March 8
Jax Local Ad of the Week: Pro Glass
Thursday, March 4
1986 Bertone (Fiat) X 1/9 in Jacksonville
I've been asked by a reader to add some photos of my X. I don't think she'd mind.
Friday, February 26
Section 8 Housing In Jax and St. Johns
I first heard of Section 8 housing when I saw a news story about St. Johns County. That story said St. Johns had some kind of law against Section 8 housing, which resulted in fewer options to house the homeless contingent in St. Augustine. I never looked up Section 8 at the time, though I did wonder how St. Johns could ban Section 8 while Duval can't. I'm still not all that sure about how or why, but I do know most of us don't want Section 8 in our back yards. In fact, I just discussed something similar to Section 8 with my kids, as we drove past the Dunes Apartments next to Ed Austin Park. I said the apartments looked so bad that it might make sense to pull them down and build some smaller single-family homes, which might result in some of the people who no one really wants hanging out in a park being forced to move away. But then one of my kids asked me where they'd go, and that's what makes it complicated. I'd like to say, "St. Johns County," but I can't. And so that means that those of us in Duval who live too close to Section 8 housing will eventually move to where that type of housing can't exist.
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Tuesday, February 23
Jacksonville's Two Civil War Burnings
At some point, most of us who live in Jacksonville learn about the fire of 1901 that destroyed most of the city. That's why I was surprised to learn of two other fires in the city's past, both during the Civil War. Neither fire was as destructive property-wise, but I think the argument could be made that both of these fires were more destructive to relationships between locals that extended to the rest of the country. These fires were burnings rather than an accidental fire like in 1901.
Saturday, February 20
Polar Blue Skies?
Friday, February 12
Jax Local Ad of the Week: Milano's for Valentine's Day
Wednesday, February 10
Culver's Arlington Location (UN)Explained
Evan Clagnaz is a lot like me. He's from Wisconsin. He wants a Culver's in the Arlington area of Jacksonville. He trusts other people. He has a few million dollars to invest in a restaurant. Etc.
OK, fine, at 36 I didn't quite have $4+ million to invest. Or at 46. Maybe at 56 (fingers crossed), but by then, all the Culver's restaurants will have been built in Jax, and I'll have missed my chance to own one. Except for maybe one that fails because it’s been built in the wrong location.
Tuesday, February 9
The Best Gyros in Jacksonville
Thursday, February 4
Siteground Officially Not Best Hosting Provider
Monday, February 1
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Wednesday, January 27
Jacksonville Community Services Directory on Gloo
I am sure there are other websites out there that actually provide links to your organization, but if a lot of churches use this Gloo program, it's worth adding your listing, as well. I think it's supposed to function as a way for church members to find places to volunteer and maybe volunteer organizations to find churches that are engaged in the community, so it makes sense to claim your listing, since it seems to be free.
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Friday, January 22
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Wednesday, January 13
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Neighborly or Not: Dealing With Conflict in Jacksonville
To begin with, I should have learned my lesson about trusting others when we first moved to Jacksonville. My car was hit from behind at a stop light by a college kid who begged me to let him pay for the damage rather than report another claim to his insurance. I trusted him and basically lost out on $1,000. Welcome to Jacksonville. But I didn't really know him, and I haven't seen him since, so I am mostly over it. Except there was a lesson to be learned that I apparently have yet to figure out. I had several options at my disposal when the latest incident happened, yet I still apparently got it all wrong, and this article represents my effort to clarify and attempt to rectify the situation. I once again relied on trust that another person would do what was right.
This is what happened and is not disputed: a neighbor’s dog got out of his garage/family room and attacked our dog. Our dog was on a leash and on the sidewalk. The neighbor broke it up quickly and apologized, saying his dog had never done that before. I swore a lot; like a sailor, or maybe even like a sailor from Boston.
Now for the disputed parts.
I say it was a Pit Bull, as it was a total Pit Bull attack (and the dog looked like one to me), while the neighbor (or at least his kid) said it was not a Pit Bull.
While there were no visible signs of injury to our dog immediately, we found a wound the next day that she was licking.
To be clear, we never had any problems with this neighbor before. In fact, our interactions had always been pleasant. Plus, I like the fact that he doesn't tend to park his two cars OVER the sidewalk like so many other neighbors, even if he doesn't park them IN the garage where cars belong (my minority opinion). But those cars being in the driveway did allow his dog to surprise us as it charged out of the open garage/family room.
After the dog attack, we had to decide what to do next. We kicked around all of the ideas, but settled with the (I assume) typical Florida reaction of doing nothing. These are what we believed to be our options.
Do nothing, hoping my own swearing tirade and the fear of what could have happened would be enough to persuade the owner to keep his dog on a leash.
Go the legal route. Report the incident to Animal Control, the police, and the HOA. File a small claims lawsuit and hope for Judge Judy. However, COJ says you need an affidavit signed by two unrelated people or a video of the incident, which is pretty difficult to pull off (unless the neighbor has surveillance video he'd like to share or wants to sign an affidavit against himself). It also has to be notarized. Really. The HOA option, however, might have led somewhere, though I have had at least two email complaints ignored by our HOA. Your HOA results may vary. And small claims lawsuits are kind of small: I could waste both our time, win a hundred dollars, and just end up with an angry neighbor. It's not like you call JSO for a dog bite, right? Someone suggested putting the vet bills in his mailbox, maybe with a lawyer-ish letter, or even knocking on his door to talk, but I wasn't sure about another in-person confrontation. When our neighbor kid destroyed a Christmas lawn ornament, I also balked at the confrontation, even though I had video evidence. It's just not fun, and those neighbors liked us until the day they moved away, whereas I don't know what would have happened if I called their son a liar.
Social Media Shame. I did NOT do this, though the neighbor seems to believe I did because I referenced the attack in a closed Facebook group post about two other Pit Bulls roaming around the neighborhood. If I wanted to Facebook shame my neighbor, I would have included his name, address, photos of an obvious Pit Bull from his own Facebook posts, his occupation and how it might relate to not wanting to admit what kind of dog he owns, the receipts for our expenses, and photos of the injury. I could have added a photo of the house to warn others to stay away, and I could have further tormented the neighbor with a recap of his court and financial history. And rather than posting it to a closed Facebook group, I certainly would have posted it to all of Facebook and Twitter, along with an article here and on several other websites. And I would have sent links to the local news, the HOA, local politicians, and the neighbor's homeowner's insurance or mortgage company. I collected all of the information I would have needed to be able to do this, but all I did was mention the attack in passing in a post: "I don't want to start a big debate, but our leashed dog was attacked by a pit bull in our neighborhood on the sidewalk a few weeks back (with the owner letting it run loose). I refrained from reporting the owner and suing for vet bills because I did not want to stir up trouble. But now I have this video of two different pit bulls wandering around at 4am. If you like dogs, cats, or small children, this video should worry you. I know some of you love these dogs, so I will not say more. My daughter witnessed the attack and is now worried all over again. Please, keep all of your pets inside, fenced in, and on a leash."
Apparently, my neighbor whose dog attacked ours saw this post and became angry. Even though our family has mostly stopped walking past his house, I decided to take the dog that direction one morning. As I walked past his house, he walked from his side yard towards the oft-open garage and started laughing loudly. After the restraint I had shown (in my mind) by not suing, issuing complaints, or publicly deriding this man, I assumed the most I would hear out of his mouth would be a half-hearted apology with me accepting and reminding him to keep the dog on a leash. Instead, I heard cynical laughter that continued as I passed his house on the street (avoiding the sidewalk where it happened). Eventually, I said, "What?!"
The neighbor, who you might realize I am still not naming, went through his list of grievances after saying he saw what I posted on Facebook: “I apologized.” “The dog had never done that before.” “You’re not going to sue.” “Your dog wasn’t even bitten.” “Your daughter only cried because of all your swearing.” I think he also initially asked me what my problem was, or something like that. The point is that he took my passing reference to his negligence and took it to be me attacking him personally, so he decided to come after me personally. Since I was kind of surprised, I didn't say anything. Besides, this neighbor already had two of the 3Ps of Jacksonville (Pit Bull and Pickup), so I assumed he owned the third (Pistol).
I have tried to see this situation from my neighbor's perspective. I did swear a lot. Our dog didn't yelp. We didn't contact him to see about rabies after the bite. I guess I can see why he thought it was all behind us, but instead of allowing a fairly innocuous Facebook post to go by, he decided to call me a liar, as if I would create that lie and then not try to hit him up for cash? As if I'd create the lie to deride him and then not identify him?
So, lessons learned, everyone. It seemed that the only time the offending party in Jacksonville has been happy with me is the time I never told my neighbor his kid destroyed a lawn ornament. That means people want you to forgive, forget, move on, and never mention it. The problem is that I expect the opposite from others if I'm at fault. If my kids destroy something at a neighbor's house, if my dog bites a neighbor's cat, or if I sideswipe a neighbor's car, I want to own that it happened and what I can do to fix the situation. Integrity and honesty, especially when it comes to my kids seeing it. We all make mistakes, but those of us who admit our mistakes instead of trying to pretend they never happened are much better off. I already apologized to my wife and daughter about my swearing incident (and they know it's not who I am). I hope my neighbor can move past the people who might have wronged him in the past and realize that I am not those people. Maybe he also needs to reflect on the man he really is, too, especially if blaming others for his failings is typical.
I wish I could offer more concrete advice. I saw one 60s sitcom where the wives got together and figured it all out for their husbands. But I saw another more recent one when the wives got together and made a feud worse. Plus, sitcoms are not real life. Maybe our kids will be friends in high school. My plan is to move on and start walking past the house again. I am hoping I don't have to keep my phone recording the whole time, but since it's Jacksonville, that's probably the best idea.
Monday, January 4
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Male Fashion and Lifestyle: 3 Things Every Man Needs
Since I started wearing my Christmas present a bit early, I was asked about my watch by someone. It's a hybrid watch, which means it looks and acts like an old-fashioned watch but adds some smart watch features. I'd kind of missed having a watch since the Kansas movers stole my last one on our way to Jacksonville. Anyhow, the topic is watches, and this guy tells me there are three things every man should have: a tie, a watch, and a cologne collection.
Tuesday, December 15
My Guides to Jacksonville
I've met several people thinking of relocating to Jacksonville, and I often tell them to check out my website for my guide to the city. Except I did just that myself and realized it's not that easy to find, so here's a guide to my guides.
Monday, December 14
95% of Jax Florida Blue Employees Are Working From Home; Umm, Uh-oh
Every Duval County Middle School Parent--Read This
I wrote an article about searching for a high school if you live in Jacksonville, but I realize now that my article might give some parents a false sense of security because your otherwise good student might not qualify for some of the Duval programs. Your own school and Duval Schools might claim it's all your fault. While that's partially true, I'm here to help you avoid a potentially huge mistake that needs to be addressed early in middle school. And it's especially important for those of you with kids in private or charter schools.
Tuesday, December 1
Guy in Blue VW Probably Deserves What He Gets
Tuesday, November 10
People Can Still Hear You, Even if You're Wearing a Mask
I realize that masks make talking and hearing others more difficult, and wearing one also provides an odd sense of security that may or may not actually exist. While it's true people can't see all of your facial expressions, they can still hear you. However, if you're like me, your mask might entice you into forgetting that others can actually understand the words coming out of your mouth.
Arlington Mural an Enigma and Kind of Silly
I've driven past the Arlington mural along the Arlington Expressway plenty of times by this point, and I'm still trying to figure it out. I know, it's art and individual and abstract, etc. But it's still supposed to mean something. To the artist, to residents, and to visitors. I'd like to make an attempt to decipher what the Arlington mural means in all or any of those contexts so that I can better explain it those who look to me for answers.
I'm From Milwaukee, And, Yes, The 2020 Election Results Are Normal
I was forced to write this article because of the number of people I've encountered who, upon learning I'm from Milwaukee, make such statements as, "Your city really blew the election." I can't speak for Philadelphia, Detroit, or Atlanta, but I can tell you that election results coming in late and favoring Democrats is fairly typical in Wisconsin because of Milwaukee. If you take a look at the Wisconsin results, you'll see that Dane County (Madison) and Menominee County (87% Native American) had higher percentages in favor of Biden. Democrats will often win Milwaukee with over 60% of the vote, but not always. Clinton won 66% without ever visiting the state. Obama got 67% in 2012 and more total votes than Biden in 2020. Biden got 69%. That IS the highest percentage I could find for Milwaukee County, but it's still in the ballpark, so I wouldn't claim anything odd about the election there.
Friday, October 30
Profiles in Courage: Judge Shore
Wednesday, October 28
Another Case Against Pitbulls
I'm sure some people in Jacksonville have already written me off as that guy who hates pitbulls for no reason. Even my own kids weren't really believers because "So-and-so has a nice Pitbull" or "Their dog is only part pit bull." But when one of these monsters comes charging out of a house in your own neighborhood and attacks your leashed dog on the sidewalk, that's when even the kids believe what I've been telling them.
Tuesday, October 6
Is Jacksonville a bad place to live?
I was busy learning about Google Search and people finding my websites when I came across this question on Google, answered by a Quora forum post. That's kind of sad, right? People must ask if Jacksonville is a bad place to live a lot, which is why it ranks high on Google, but the answer comes from some random person's assessment. Since I am also some random person answering, it might as well be me.
Wednesday, September 30
Jacksonville High School Search - An Annotated List of Options for East Arlington Families
Let's say you've got kids, and like most parents, you want the best for them. Choosing the right high school for your kids can be complicated, especially if you haven't had to make similar choices in the past. I've decided to detail my search for the right high school in this article in the hopes that I can reference it as the time nears for enrolling my eldest child in high school, but my research might be able to help you, too.
There are all kinds of "objective" ratings out there. Some of them rate local public schools only, while others will also rate the private schools. In the end, all of these ratings are subjective to me, so I'd rather talk to real people who have either recently graduated or sent their kids to these schools. From interviews and our own opinions, we'll develop a personal rating system. Of course, it's our rating system for our family, so consider it subjective, but it might apply to you depending on your point of view. If you read all of this article, you'll know if we are like-minded.
Location
We live in East Arlington, about 15 minutes from the closest high school. There is no clear winner when it comes to location, but there are some fairly clear losers if our goal is to keep commutes to 30 minutes or less. Our neighborhood school would be Sandalwood, but the absolute closest high school to us is Providence. Being that we are in a residential area, plenty of people are in the same boat as us--those who live between St. Johns Bluff to the west and Girvin to the east and north of Atlantic. It's about 20 square miles with no actual high school, public or private. Compare that to the same basic square miles that includes Bolles, Bishop Kenney, Episcopal, University Christian, River City Science, Wolfson, Englewood, and Sandalwood. I guess we've got all the car dealerships over here, and they've got all the high schools over there. People who live in the older part of Arlington are basically in the same boat as us, since the only high school over there is Terry Parker, and the only thing I've ever heard about Terry Parker is, "You don't want to go to Terry Parker." And, really, we don't have much in terms of high schools all the way down to the JTB. Really, there are a lot of homes between the 295 and the Intracoastal / the river down to JTB. Besides trying to get a high school built at Kernan and McCormick, most of us residents have to resign ourselves to driving or the bus.
Current middle school (Grace Lutheran) - 4 minutes
Harvest - 9-14 minutes
Seacoast - 10-18 minutes
Providence - 12-20 minutes
Sandalwood - 12-22 minutes
Fletcher High - 14-22 minutes
Beaches Chapel - 14-22 minutes
River City Science - 16-26 minutes
University Christian - 18-30 minutes
Atlantic Coast - 18-30 minutes
Bishop Kenny - 18-35 minutes
Stanton College Preparatory School - 20-30 minutes
Kids' Preference
Kids like to go where their friends go. I totally get that, and our kids would have ready-made friends at BK, UC, Sandalwood, Beaches Chapel, and maybe Atlantic Coast. They would at least know someone at Providence and Harvest, as well. Both kids would like to have a high school experience in a medium-sized school that is safe and offers lots of opportunities.
Parents' Preference
Just like you, I think my kids are special. They both consistently test in 90+ percentile in math and English. One loves sports, and the other loves performing. They both really enjoy school and learning, even if it's from a stupid TikTok video. They are not socially inadequate, and they make friends easily. However, they have not had to deal with too many bad influences. I attended public schools in Milwaukee, including a high school with high poverty and low graduation rate / expectations. My wife attended an elite private school. Neither of us see "diversity" as a real factor in ranking a school, though we are also not against it. I don't want my kids saddled with endless homework or oppressive expectations, but I also don't want them to cruise through high school and then fall flat in college. We don't want to send the kids on a 15 minute bus ride to a loading station for another 20 minute bus ride. And both of us are a little wary of college while in high school, even if it means fewer years of college and less money spent. I really don't care about AP or other more advanced classes and tests, but I also know that these classes have become what used to be simply the honors or advanced classes. Going into this process, I had been predisposed to choose Providence because it would be giving my kids an opportunity to hobnob in a way I never could. My wife, who did get that opportunity, seemed to favor Sandalwood before we began talking to people, so go figure. And one last thing is that both our children will be attending the same school. I know one likes performing and might benefit from an arts school, but we're not those parents who are going to run ourselves ragged because the kids want to be at different locations. That said, we need to find one school that works well for both kids.
History
Our kids attended the best public elementary school in Milwaukee. You can debate all you want about neighborhood versus magnet schools, but if you live in a city with magnet schools, you better use them. After getting an education in both English and German in MKE, we moved to Kansas for one year, where the kids continued to do well in a Lutheran school. However, we decided to move one more time to Jacksonville, even though we realized that the Shawnee Mission high schools in Johnson County, Kansas, were all solid choices compared to what I'd read about Jax high schools. But here we are, with kids who have been in both public and private schools, trying to figure out how to move forward. As parents, we are not averse to public schools or private schools. Both my wife and I have worked as public school teachers, and we believe in the mission of public education, though we will not force a public education on our kids if we deem the local options inadequate. I think a lot of JAX parents in our part of town have done just that, which also helps to deplete the public schools even more.
St. Johns County
I have spoken to some people who moved to St. Johns County for high school. I know it happens a lot, and I can see the appeal of sending your kids to one of the best public school districts in the state instead of spending $10,000+ per kid per year for a Duval private school or taking your chances with DCPS. The parents who stick around in my neighborhood seem to prefer Providence or Stanton, based on recent yard signs. Even if we decided to stay here and drive the kids each day, St. Johns County is not allowing open enrollment in any of its high schools. Therefore, we don't have to consider the 28-45 minute trek to Creekside. Also, like a lot of people, we enjoy living in Jacksonville, so it's sad we all have to consider moving 30 minutes south just to get a decent school. Also also, I can't believe that it's legal for St. Johns County to get away with no Section 8 housing, no open enrollment in middle or high school, and probably a dozen other policy decisions that insulate it from reality.
The Schools
Here's an annotated list of the potential schools based on our location. At the end of each opinion will be a personal rating phrase rather than an actual number.
Harvest Community School
100+ students in HS
I don't even know what to say about that. The website also has some weird "Dating vs Courting" advice on the main high school experience page. And it claims all block-scheduled classes are taught at the "honors" level. However, under "What are Teacher Qualifications," here's what the website claims:an opportunity to apprentice, intern, service projects and extra curricular activities.
In the real world, being a "mature Christian" isn't really a job qualification, which seems to imply Harvest isn't exactly operating in the real world. I suppose that's fine for mature Christian business owners who want their kids to take over the family business after high school, but my family business isn't a huge money maker, so my kids probably need to learn from teachers who are ALL certified or mastered (not sure what mastered is) in teaching.All high school teachers are mature Christians whose first priority is to disciple the students, offering Biblical world view in all classes. The high school team instructs classes within their field, and most are certified or mastered in their subject.
We actually know someone who sends their kids to Harvest. I believe there was a lot of homeschooling going on in the family before the school, so it's probably a good fit, as the school uses Fridays for families. I think Covid Times made most of us realize that homeschooling is only for some parents, and I'm not really one of them myself, which would mean Friday Funday with Dad instead of whatever mature Christians do on Fridays.
Harvest DOES have a good location for us and the freedom to allow us to take long weekends, so I have to give it at least some love that way. I just don't think it's really a high school (and I'm not sure it claims to be). The website lists all the colleges students have somehow managed to gain admission to, so I guess the kids do find a way to prove themselves.
Rating: Not for us, mainly because we want our kids to graduate from a real high school and attend a real college.
Seacoast Christian Academy
Under 100 students in HS
This is a fairly vague representation, probably because these classes vary based on students and faculty at any given time. I understand that some local private schools are going to be small, but I'm also not sure I want my kids to have a grab bag of advanced options, and I'm also not clear on how Seacoast chooses its teachers:Our curriculum includes college placement, honors and AP courses as well as a leadership program to help mold the spiritual formation of these young men and women of God.
Our teachers meet or exceed the academic and personal qualifications for certification with ACSI. They are committed to providing the best educational environment in order to effectively prepare our students to impact their culture for Christ.
So, ACSI certifies high school teachers who have at least a bachelor's degree with a renewable General Studies designation, but it seems to encourage people to eventually get 20 credit hours from a college. I know from teaching in Duval that a lot of teachers there are also learning to teach as they teach with semi-related degrees, so I'm not going to bash Seacoast or ACSI too much here. However, I also do not know the percentage of teachers who are fully ACSI certified in their fields of study, or whether any current teachers are allowed to teach AP Calculus or "college placement" science courses. Please feel free to ask Seacoast about teacher qualifications, since I can't find much else on the website. I also want my kids to be prepared for college and life beyond just impacting their culture for Christ.
Seacoast's location isn't super-awesome in my book, but it's fairly close to us.
Rating: Even if I would get a job teaching here (as a real English teacher), I'm not sure about this school. It seems to lean towards reality more than Harvest, but I still feel it might be an alternate reality that won't be fit my kids in college.
Providence School of Jacksonville
400-500 est. HS / 1200-1500 students (k-12)
I've met a few Providence graduates, and they seem like good kids. I am sure the education is decent, and it's a real school. Providence is the obvious result of mediocre public schools in an expanding part of Jacksonville that includes 100s (maybe 1000s) of $1 million homes. People have found land to develop near the Intracoastal down to JTB, and they are going to need a school for the kids, so Providence is the de facto private school for anyone east of St. John's Bluff in Jacksonville, especially if the parents don't have ties to one of the older private schools.
In Upper School, our rigorous curriculum challenges students to integrate critical thinking skills as they learn to search for answers beyond conventional wisdom.
In trying to sell the school to my kids (and myself), I said things like, "It's good to get to know the kids whose parents have money." Or, "My friends from high school couldn't do much to help me when I got laid off." However, the fact of the matter is that our kids would need scholarships to attend Providence (and be seen as scholarship kids), and those other kids (and their parents) probably aren't any more likely to help our kids out someday as my friends were, so the connections might not be worth the investment of $15,000 a year to attend (2020). That said, one job offer IS worth the $60,000 investment, as long as you know you'll get that offer. With two kids, even with a second-child discount, we'd be looking at an investment of $100,000 or thereabouts. I'd probably rather pay off my rental home in Milwaukee than send my kids to Providence, but it's still a consideration because of where we live.
The big question would be whether parents at Providence would accept that our kids are as smart as theirs, or as good at sports, especially if we got a discount and/or scholarship. That said, it would be fun to have some cocktails on someone's yacht during a Trump boat rally on the Intracoastal. Or for the kids to get invited to Switzerland for the summer. I talked to an obviously wealthy (private island) young man who did NOT attend Providence, and he used as his reasoning that he wasn't looking to go pro in sports and thought that the students there never experienced the real world. The problem with that assessment is that the real world can be kind of harsh, so I can see the allure of staying sheltered.
With a strong emphasis on academics blended with sound Christian teaching and a sincere interest in the well-being of children, Parsons Christian Academy focuses on embracing and growing the whole child.
A quality Christian school offers a curriculum that is consistent with the school’s vision, mission, and a Biblical worldview, using instructional strategies that are aligned with the goals and objectives, as taught at each grade and subject level, for student learning, and provided in a comprehensive Academic Manual.
[UPDATE]
We took a family tour of Fletcher, and it was good enough. Smallish gym and cafeteria. Some portables that might disappear with referendum money. But students who were not bouncing off walls, a decent auditorium, and some cool outdoor spaces. Basically, it didn't feel like a prison (memories of my own high school), and the staff didn't seem like prison guards (memories of teaching at other Duval schools). I could imagine Mr. Shoop teaching summer school here, and that's pretty radical.
We offer an advanced academic tract that includes college dual enrollment, fine arts department, international student program and a full athletic program in our new gymnasium and weight room.
This school does not offer anything special. If you want your child to succeed this is not the place. There is no challenge for smart kids.I'm not sure I buy this sentiment, and most of the other negative reviews focused on students not liking the dress code. It seems the school DOES offer something special in science, at least. And kids seem to do well on state tests in English as well as math, so the school is consistently ranked in the top 20% of Florida schools. Another parent used questionable spelling to say these positives:
Very good school. Nice staff. Learning is there number 1 priority.
The goal of the University Christian high school program is to be distinctively Christian in all that we do while providing the highest quality education, activities and experiences possible. University Christian offers two different diploma offerings; College Prep and College Prep Honors (based on credits earned and cumulative GPA).I guess College Prep would be for Florida colleges, while College Prep Honors would be for students who want to attend out-of-state colleges. I guess it's entirely possible that UC administration doesn't realize parents think the school is primarily a sports school. No real mention of AP or other programs, or colleges attended by graduates, or specifics about anything academic. Honestly, if the school had a good reputation as a top tier school academically, it wouldn't matter, but this is as much as I could find:
We utilize a rigorous academic program that includes an excellent, Biblically integrated college preparatory curriculum. Technology significantly enhances our program at all levels, as students utilize iPads as a tool for learning in newly designed state of the art classrooms.
Rating: If UC really is good at academics, then it should be more obvious based on parents and students I've met, as well as evidence from the website. I would need to hear from some of the people with positive academic experiences at UC in order to look into it further.
[Update]
There are two reasons why my kids won't be going to Bishop Kenny, and they are probably a little petty, but it's my right to go there as a parent who has to spend the money. First, I was in a minor accident with a young man who had attended Bishop Kenny and who decided to stiff me on the money he owed. That made the school look bad in my book, since he's the only person I'd met who had gone there. Second, Bishop Kenny charges A LOT more for heathen, non-Catholics (like us) to attend the school. Since only 10% of Jacksonville is Catholic, I'm sure plenty of non-Catholics or recovering Catholics send their kids to this school. I know, they want to convert people, but I can't accept a Pope or praying to Mary, even to save $5,000 off my tuition, so no BK for me.
Guided by the lessons of the Gospel, Bishop Kenny graduates will be persons of integrity capable of making life-decisions and positive contributions to their faith, family, and global communities.
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